May 2013
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
vans-and-lesbians:
One of the best things about making love to a woman is figuring out her body. Learning her curves, how she breathes, her spots that make her back arch and the grip she has on your hair gets tighter. When she digs her nails into your back and you feel like your whole body is caving in once you get to the peak and both of your bodies are fighting to stay there. And finally you...
Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room
pizzaforpresident:
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
thewayilightupwhenyourearound:
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
Non-Yahooligans represent
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
me: wow i have so much work to do
me: --goes on tumblr--
me: --watches a movie--
me: --writes a novel--
me: --teaches myself sitar--
me: --climbs a mountain--
me: --backpacks through europe--
me: why am i not getting anything done
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
theyellowbrickroad:
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
e-n-o:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
kindofmorninthatlastallafternoon:
snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
Accurate.
mywings-hiswind:
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I couldn’t not reblog this.
fitnessisfitfor-me:
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
this made me laugh so much <3
how do i uninstall anxiety
when straight girls say it must be so much easier...
femmelesbianproblems:
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
gif:
i love u i hate u touch me dont look at me
